PrayForThem.org is a non-denominational organization dedicated to harnessing the power of prayer to kill those who are most in need of dying. By harnessing the power of the internet and millions of idle internet-connected hands, we offer synchronized prayer, coordinating simultaneous prayer across multiple time zones to concentrate the right message at the right time, and hand deliver it to the god of your choosing.

Version 1.0 of our prayer scheduler is now online, allowing you to input the name of persons to be prayed for, and the preferred method of their demise (only natural causes of death will be allowed for legal reasons).

Please note, we are not responsible for the actions of the god you petition for vengeance. As you are probably already aware, gods tend toward megalomania and egotism and are notoriously mischevious and undependable. In fact, your prayers are just as likely to backfire as they are to be answered. You use this service at your own risk. Prayforthem.org takes no responsibility for anything, whatsoever, at all.