| God to Petition | Person To Pray For | Cause of Death | Prayer Time |
| Thor | Dick Cheney | Pyrclastic Flow | 07/13/2008 10:01 - 10:06pm EDT |
| Ahura Mazda | George Bush | Brain Cancer | 07/26/2008 10:01 - 10:06pm EDT |
| God (Jewish) | Bill O'Reilley | Liver Failure | 07/31/2008 10:03 - 10:08pm EDT |
Stats are based on the number of completed prayers for a given person. We do not factor in the unique powers or personalities of the gods that were prayed to, so these numbers are just a rough estimate. For instance, it may hypothetically be more likely for someone to die who has been targeted for destruction by Allah than if they were targeted by Confucius or one of the pleasure gods, so mileage will vary widely based on the particular god and their tendency toward vengeance.
| Rank | Name | Percentage of Total Prayers |
|
| 1 | George Bush | 14.72 | [pray for me] |
| 2 | Dick Cheney | 11.66 | [pray for me] |
| 3 | Bill O'Reilley | 5.52 | [pray for me] |
| 4 | Shui-Bian Chen | 3.68 | [pray for me] |
| 5 | Chen ShuiBian | 3.68 | [pray for me] |
| 6 | WIley Drake | 3.07 | [pray for me] |
| 7 | Ann Coulter | 3.07 | [pray for me] |
| 8 | Condoleezza Rice | 2.45 | [pray for me] |
| 9 | Condoleeza Rice | 1.84 | [pray for me] |
| 10 | Fidel Castro | 1.84 | [pray for me] |